If you graduated high school between 2010 and 2012, chances are if you had a car question, you went to this guy. Meet Martin D. of Metuchen NJ, and his '87 Cutlass in all it's chrome and wire hubcap glory. This car has undergone a bit of time under the knife but it sure doesn't seem to show, handling like a drunk bear on a unicycle and accelerating like a coked up stockbroker on a freshly waxed bowling lane. The one unique and impressive feature of this car is the T56 6-speed that Martin installed recently, good for rowing this boat through the quarter in a head whipping 16 seconds. Unlike most of these 80's G-bodies, there is no Chevy small block under the hood, unfortunately. Instead, there is a true-to-its-roots Oldsmobile 350, painted in its original Oldsmobile gold, but it sure as hell isn't worth it's weight in it. If you happen to be traveling through Metuchen in the summer, you may hear some roaring and one-tire squealing , but when you look around, you'll think it was that 9-year-old on his Huffy before you suspect the the mutton-chop driver of this bingo-getter, which is exactly why it's on our list.
BTW Martin, if you read this, I hope you get a good laugh, we all know your Cutlass is awesome.
BTW Martin, if you read this, I hope you get a good laugh, we all know your Cutlass is awesome.